In honor of our final reconstructed episode this week, Spoo penned the following, which he has graciously allowed me to share with you readers. Enjoy!
“Space Piratey”
or: Space Parody
or: Jon, I’m Only Blogging
Spoomeister to Historian
Spoomeister to Historian
Sit next to Ketina and let’s begin again
Spoomeister to Historian (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing episode, cue theme song (Five, Four, Three)
Hello Patrick and let’s watch this one with you (Two, One, Liftoff)
(TARDIS materialize sound)
This is Spoomeister to Historian
We’ve almost watched them all
And the readers want to know what drew your eyyyye
Now it’s time to comment as Ketina tyyypes
“This is Historian to Spoomeister
I’m enjoying this episoooode
And I’m fond of what the characters say
And the plot built tension… in a waaaayyy
For Iiiiii… ammmm…. looking at Ronelyn
Phooootobug, Altair
Ezio, ElfGrrl, MiniSpoo
Sometimes CZ and Mother too
(guitar folk-strum; solo)
Though we’re past two hundred fifty three
I’m feeling very still
And before too long I know it’s time to gooo
Tell Schmallturm: we miss him.” “he knows”
Ketina to Historian
Can’t-hear-you-in-my-head – there’s something wrong
Final thoughts, Historian?
Final thoughts, Historian?
Final thoughts, Historian?
Final thoughts…
“Heeeeerre we are with 10 more episodes
Looooooose Cannon, thank you
Soon no Who to see
Anyone up for… Pertwee?”
(guitar folk-strum, Who theme)